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  • me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started
  • my brain: you cannot
  • me: why
  • my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile
  • me: i dont see how-
  • my brain: cannot.
  • 10:23 am  •  30 November 2015  •  537,447 notes
    f0r3ver-kisses:
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    breakinq:
“following back tons
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    girlswillbeboysandboyswilbegirls:
“Now I miss my short hair: (
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    teenlust:
“ sanctaury:
“ lumos5001:
“ baimbaie:
“ captainspensaurus:
“ the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
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very old
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i feel...
    worldofthecutestcuties:
“ Praise the warmth of the heat God!
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    bleachdalilah:

    thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    PLEASE EXPLAIN

    7:25 pm  •  10 October 2014  •  845,021 notes